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Sweet Sesame Street Old Spice Commercial embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 11/18/2010 2:53:46 PM
Grover wants you to look at him now look at you now back at him!
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Funny TSA Gangstas! embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 11/15/2010 6:04:45 PM
What with the TSA molesting children and old women or making child porn this video is even more appropriate than ever.
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Funny Directions from China to Japan 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 11/15/2010 5:55:41 PM
See step 42.
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sent in by: Shodin
Animals New species found on dinner plate - OR - Who says cloning is unnatural? 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 11/11/2010 9:02:24 AM
Some of the highlights...

"Researchers have identified a previously undocumented species of all-female lizard in the Mekong River delta that can reproduce itself by cloning..."

"... the owner wound up getting drunk, and grilled them all up for his patrons..."

"You take a bite out of it and it feels like something very old and dead in your mouth."
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Money Return to the Gold Standard 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 11/8/2010 6:53:40 PM
... or at least partially.
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Sports Typical OU Fan embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 11/8/2010 6:09:30 PM
Typical OU fan :) Though this could honestly be applied to any fans.
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Music Black Strobe - I am a Man! embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 11/8/2010 12:32:20 PM
I'm a Man song from the Newest Walking Dead episode. It has a great 70s blues rock vibe to it, but for my money the only real man song is the one by DVDA in Orgasmo.
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sent in by: reoiv
Animals Kitty Beef - Online Cat Meat Distributor 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 11/8/2010 9:47:46 AM
From the same people that brought you PuppyBeef.com this wonderful company is your online supply store for all your kitty beef needs. Real cutlets made from 100% cat shipped straight to your door from one of their 4 cat farms.
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DIAF Woman Kills Baby To Play Farmville 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 11/4/2010 7:01:53 PM
Basically this 22 year old shakes her 3 month old kid to death because it was crying so much that it totally ruined her playing Farmville.

Stupid f*cking babies need to learn that virtual crops are serious business.
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sent in by: reoiv
last post: Shodin
Comics Butter Safe! 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 11/1/2010 1:34:51 PM
Oddball webcomic that is pretty amusing to read through.
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sent in by: reoiv
Bad Ass People are Awesome embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 11/1/2010 12:50:21 PM
Yeah I stole this from Fazed.net but it is just way too cool not to share. It is a video compilation of awesome feats of human bad assery.
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sent in by: reoiv
Games Looking for a D20 PDF? 4Shared probably has it 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 11/1/2010 12:46:00 PM
If you're looking for a PDF for a certain book, Conan D20, DnD 3.5 or anything else. Give 4Shared a looksee and chances are you'll find a copy quickly and easily.

I've found so many good PDFs there that I am very tempted to drop $100 on a E-Reader now instead of ever having to carry gaming books around with me ever again.
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Tech Adobe color scheme website 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 11/1/2010 12:41:41 PM
I have several color scheme websites bookmarked, but this is probably the best I've seen.
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Games DnD Spell List Sheets and DM Sheets 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 11/1/2010 11:20:24 AM
This site has by far the best set of spell sheets for DnD that I've found in a long time. It gives you everything you need to know about spells, and they are organized based on class so you can print it out mark it up for your character and be good to go when you play instead of having to hit the book when you can't remember what that spell was supposed to do.
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Sad The Human Cost Of the War On Drugs 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 11/1/2010 10:37:14 AM
This is an amazing photo collection of the the current war on drugs in Mexico. I'm astounded by the blatant killings and executions and then the agents proudly burning drugs later on.

I can't help but think of the Prohibition with agents busting open huge store houses of barrels when I look at the same kind of photos as agents burn hay bale sized bricks of marijuana.

Lots of people are getting killed and abused because we're actively legislating morality.

18+ This link is NSFW (Not Safe For Work)
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OMGWTFBBQ Hiccup Girl Charged With Murder 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 10/25/2010 1:21:51 PM
Remember the girl that couldn't stop hiccuping? Well she's been charged in connection with a murder.
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Jokes Obama vs The Little Girl 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 10/13/2010 8:50:11 PM

Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to Obama, "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said Obama. "How about What Changes I Should Make To America?" he said smiling.

"OK," she says. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

The little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don't know shit?"

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Funny Chainsaw Maid embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 10/12/2010 1:29:10 PM
Claymation Zombies are awesome.
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Music Urban Flute Jesse James Museum 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 10/10/2010 9:40:59 PM
This is an amazing flute rendition of the first few verses of the Ballad of Jesse James in the Jesse James Museum in Missouri.
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Television Walking Dead Fan Made Opening Credits embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 10/8/2010 10:29:25 AM
This is one of the best fan made anythings I've ever seen for a show that hasn't even aired yet.

I am so excited about the Walking Dead being on AMC I can't stand it.
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Information The Daily Top 10 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 10/7/2010 6:03:18 PM
This is a site that is a collection of top 10 lists. So if you like the top ten lists on Cracked this site is right up your alley.
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Animals Cows Love Music embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 10/7/2010 5:47:19 PM
Guy plays 'Get Along Little Doggies' on an accordion and a whole herd of cows comes up to listen to him sing.
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Jokes The Blue Pigeon 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 10/7/2010 4:39:48 PM
The mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons in Phoenix . He could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Phoenix was full of pigeon poop. The people of Phoenix could not walk on the sidewalks, or drive on the roads. It was costing a fortune to keep the streets and sidewalks clean.

One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a proposition. 'I can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without any cost to the city. But, you must promise not to ask me any questions, or you can pay me one million dollars to ask one question.'

The mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free proposition.

The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened his coat, and released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in the air and flew up into the bright blue Arizona sky.

All the pigeons in Phoenix saw the blue pigeon and gathered up in the air behind the blue pigeon..

The Phoenix pigeons followed the blue pigeon as she flew southward out of the city.

The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to the man atop City Hall.

The Mayor was very impressed. He felt the man and the blue pigeon had performed a wonderful miraculous feat to rid Phoenix of the plague of pigeons.

Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing, the mayor presented him with a check for 1 million dollars and told the man that, indeed, he did have a question to ask and even though they had agreed to no fee and the man had rid the city of pigeons, he decided to pay the 1 million just to get to ask ONE question.

The man accepted the money and told the mayor to ask his ONE question.

Do you think the Mayor is going to ask how the blue pigeon led all the pigeons away?

Do you think the Mayor is going to ask where all the pigeons went?

Do you think he is going to ask where the man got the blue pigeon?

Nooooooo!

The mayor asked:

"Do you have a blue Mexican?"
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Guns Art of the Shotgun embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 10/7/2010 4:39:07 PM
Magpul Art of the Dynamic Shotgun....this video makes my pants fit all funny.
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Jokes Obama's Hell 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 10/6/2010 7:51:22 PM
One day in the future, Barack Obama has a heart-attack and dies.

He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

Obama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room.

In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dived in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.

"No," Obama said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the door of the next room.

In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

"No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Obama.

The devil opened a third door. Through it, Obama saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

Obama looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah man, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said...
"OK, Monica, you're free to go."
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