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Asshat Mom lets 90 schoolchildren touched diseased bat 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 10/8/2008 9:56:27 AM
Haha, now all the kids have to get rabies shots!
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sent in by: darry
Important Even with the bailout our economy is still f*cked embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 10/6/2008 12:13:18 PM
The dow dropped below 10,000 today. This video sums up why the bailout is just a failboat waiting to happen. [ 1 Comments]
sent in by: reoiv
last post: Shodin
Retarded Histories Top 5 Reasons....to Cross Dress 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 10/5/2008 9:00:05 PM
The article actually some interesting history in it but why God is it on CNN lol. [ 0 Comments]
sent in by: darry
Funny OJ Simpson's jurors 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 12/5/2008 1:47:06 PM
Normally I wouldn't care about crap like this, but they have the jury questionnaires!  They're long but omg the answers to some of the questions are amusing to say the least.
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sent in by: darry
last post: gig_the_weasel
Funny Muskogee, OK Mayor to be on Game Show 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 10/4/2008 8:43:21 PM
He'll be on Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader on Oct 24th.  Someone should tell the producers it's not fair to have an actual Fifth grader compete on the show.
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sent in by: darry
Funny The 9 Most Badass Bible Verses 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 10/4/2008 7:11:41 AM
This article contains some of the best quotes ever, for example:
"That was their statement to the world: "Gaze upon our dick tower and despair."

/awesome
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sent in by: darry
Asshat Dubai's mega-hotel a tremendous failure 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 10/4/2008 6:03:00 AM
I know this was on fark but it was just too amusing not to post.
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sent in by: darry
Sweet Government Surplus Auctions 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 10/2/2008 9:23:06 AM
Wow, there is a LOT of really cool stuff on this site.
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sent in by: Shodin
Whoa $1.75 buys house on eBay... rat and crackhead extermination not included 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 10/2/2008 8:37:15 AM
Not that you'd want to live there or anything, but it'd be cool to say you bought a house for $1.75.
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sent in by: Shodin
PWNED MI6 Secrets found on camera sold on eBay 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 10/1/2008 8:43:16 AM
I think there will be a new class in the Spying 101 curriculum this year.
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sent in by: Shodin
Funny US Army Room Cleaning Technique embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 10/1/2008 7:42:25 AM
Is it a technique or strategy if only McCain would tell me! [ 0 Comments]
sent in by: reoiv
PWNED Sarah Palin vs Tina Fey's Sarah Palin 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 10/1/2008 8:30:49 AM
Wow I thought Tina Fey was just being hilarious and making stuff up for the skit. It is even better that she used exactly what Sarah Palin said.
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sent in by: reoiv
last post: Shodin
OMGWTFBBQ Lady Urinals 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 10/1/2008 6:53:40 AM
Yeah this is a great idea, it will catch on everywhere!

Female Urinal
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sent in by: gdbyte
last post: Shodin
Funny Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 9/25/2008 1:23:55 PM
During the writers strike Joss Whedon (Firefly/Buffy TVS) wrote this online show. ; It stars Nathon Fillion (Capt. Mal) and Neil Patrick Harris as a wanna-be bad ass villain and a super-jerk super hero.

It is funny and pretty well written, worth a watch...but it runs almost 45 minutes.
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sent in by: gig_the_weasel
last post: Shodin
Tech Weird requests push buttons of IT pros 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 9/25/2008 7:04:20 AM
My favorites are the ones near the bottom
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sent in by: darry
last post: reoiv
Youch Man suing doctor for amputating his 'member' 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 9/25/2008 7:02:59 AM
Yeah....that's messed up.
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sent in by: darry
last post: reoiv
Asshat 2 Teens Charged with Felony Sexual Battery on a Child 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 9/25/2008 8:20:02 AM
...for sticking an apple pie box in the kid's butt.  No kidding, wow, I don't even know what to say, but here's what some of the parents said,
"...authorities may have overreacted by charging the students with felonies but agreed that something needed to be done."
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sent in by: darry
last post: gig_the_weasel
Bad Ass Mr. Rogers was and still is the man. embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 9/24/2008 6:15:07 PM
I miss Fred Rogers. Here he is taking on the US Senate and showing everyone how much of a bad ass he is. [ 0 Comments]
sent in by: reoiv
Jokes SUBJECT: REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 9/23/2008 2:49:52 PM
DEAR AMERICAN:

I NEED TO ASK YOU TO SUPPORT AN URGENT SECRET BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH A TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF GREAT MAGNITUDE.

I AM MINISTRY OF THE TREASURY OF THE REPUBLIC OF AMERICA. MY COUNTRY HAS HAD CRISIS THAT HAS CAUSED THE NEED FOR LARGE TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF 800 BILLION DOLLARS US. IF YOU WOULD ASSIST ME IN THIS TRANSFER, IT WOULD BE MOST PROFITABLE TO YOU.

I AM WORKING WITH MR. PHIL GRAM, LOBBYIST FOR UBS, WHO WILL BE MY REPLACEMENT AS MINISTRY OF THE TREASURY IN JANUARY. AS A SENATOR, YOU MAY KNOW HIM AS THE LEADER OF THE AMERICAN BANKING DEREGULATION MOVEMENT IN THE 1990S. THIS TRANSACTIN IS 100% SAFE.

THIS IS A MATTER OF GREAT URGENCY. WE NEED A BLANK CHECK. WE NEED THE FUNDS AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. WE CANNOT DIRECTLY TRANSFER THESE FUNDS IN THE NAMES OF OUR CLOSE FRIENDS BECAUSE WE ARE CONSTANTLY UNDER SURVEILLANCE. MY FAMILY LAWYER ADVISED ME THAT I SHOULD LOOK FOR A RELIABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY PERSON WHO WILL ACT AS A NEXT OF KIN SO THE FUNDS CAN BE TRANSFERRED.

PLEASE REPLY WITH ALL OF YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, IRA AND COLLEGE FUND ACCOUNT NUMBERS AND THOSE OF YOUR CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN TO WALLSTREETBAILOUT@TREASURY.GOV SO THAT WE MAY TRANSFER YOUR COMMISSION FOR THIS TRANSACTION. AFTER I RECEIVE THAT INFORMATION, I WILL RESPOND WITH DETAILED INFORMATION ABOUT SAFEGUARDS THAT WILL BE USED TO PROTECT THE FUNDS.

YOURS FAITHFULLY MINISTER OF TREASURY PAULSON
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sent in by: reoiv
Youch Guy shoots himself in the bits and pieces. 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 9/22/2008 1:00:08 PM
Man decides to front carry his gun and accidentally shoots himself in his penis and testicle.
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sent in by: reoiv
Games Light Bot 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 9/22/2008 9:29:40 AM
Yeah I stole this from Fazed but it is amazing.

I love this game. Basically you program a bot to walk around lighting up squares.

This is pretty much all a programmer does all day.  Especially using functions etc.
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sent in by: reoiv
Asshat Further dumbing down of education 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 9/24/2008 7:54:39 AM
" For elementary and middle school students, only homework grades "that raise a student's average" will be recorded."
Thank God the teacher's are getting angry, dear Lord. 

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sent in by: darry
last post: Shodin
Politics More about the bailout