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Jokes The Waiting Game 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 2/3/2011 12:36:14 PM
An Arkansas State Trooper was patrolling late at night off the main highway. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.

Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a magazine on his laptop computer. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails.

Puzzled by this surprising situation, the trooper walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window. The young man lowers his window.

'Uh, yes, Officer?'
'What are you doing?'
'Well, Officer,  I'm reading a magazine.'

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the trooper says: 'And her, what is she doing?'
The young man shrugs:  'Sir, I believe  she's filing her fingernails.'

Now, the trooper is totally confused.

A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a lover's lane, and nothing intimate is happening! The trooper asks:

'What's your age, young man?'
'I'm 22, sir.'
'And her, what's her age?'

The young man looks at his watch and replies, 'She will be 18 in 11 minutes and twenty two seconds.'
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Image What do you get when you cross Kerry w/Obama? 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 2/2/2011 9:19:28 AM
Ted Williams!  Poor guy, I was really rooting for him too.
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Sad Ferret Eats 7 fingers off of 4 month old baby 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 1/14/2011 12:46:18 PM
The parents were awoken to the baby crying. Long story short dad kills ferret by hurling it across the house and the poor baby is left with only thumbs and one pinky.

This whole story is just awful.
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Food KFC Skinwich... 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 1/14/2011 12:42:16 PM
Not content with the double-down KFC unveils the skinwich. This is a sandwich that is made up of fried chicken skin and a slice of American cheese between two buns.

Any publicity is good right?
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Blades Cautionary Tales of Swords #2 embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 1/4/2011 10:04:16 AM
Swords are nature's hell sticks and they will cut a baby in half. You're racist if you don't think swords will kill asians.

Over 7000 asians die each year in sword related accidents.
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Blades Cautionary Tales of Swords #1 embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 1/4/2011 10:02:13 AM
This was another lost link that we used to have on the site. It was all about how dangerous swords are hosted by lovable Trip Fisk.

Swords will cut your F*#@ing head off!!
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Funny I Just Had Sex - Lonely Island Featuring Akon embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 12/22/2010 6:06:16 PM
I can't wait for their new album.  That said I'm never going back to the not having sex ways of the past.
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Funny Stumblin SNL Short Featuring Paul McCartney and Paul Rudd embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 12/22/2010 6:03:50 PM
This little video is set to the tune of '9 to 5' but it is sooo much better than that.

Especially Paul McCartney out of nowhere with his 'solo.'
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Music Gay Pirates - Cosmo Jarvis embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 12/21/2010 12:34:26 PM
Jaunty pirate tune about gay pirates and their love for each other. Kind of amazing the emotion he crams into his voice in that song.

Robert Deniro will always be my favorite Gay Pirate though.
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Movies Black Swan Sex Scene 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 12/21/2010 12:33:10 PM
This is the much hyped sex scene between Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman in Black Swan....

Sadly after seeing it the other day,  my mental picture was much much better.

18+ This link is NSFW (Not Safe For Work)
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Funny I love me my Pokemons! embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 12/10/2010 5:23:06 PM
I want to see a Pikachu f*** a Gyarados. That Sh*t would sell millions of dollars! Pokemons is gangsta what?!?!

I LOVE POKEMON!
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Comics LOTR Meets DnD 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 12/9/2010 1:47:29 PM
The premise of this is hilarious. It is the story of Lord of the Rings told through a DnD gaming group made up of players that have literally no exposure to LOTR and just bumble through the whole thing hilariously.
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Health Calorie King 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 12/9/2010 12:32:42 PM
This is a great site.  You can look up foods and such for free and if you really get motivated, they have a paid program you can sign up for that keeps track of it all, motivates you, sets goals, etc...

It's probably similar to the Weight Watchers program, but might be simpler and cheaper.

I've been using their paid program for a month or two now and it's been VERY beneficial.  It's really interesting to find out how many ancillary calories you eat when you're keeping track.
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Image Steve Buscemi Creep O Meter 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 12/7/2010 5:49:50 PM
This site rates how creepy characters played by Steve Buscemi are.

It is hilariously amusing but sadly it loses points for no Nucky and no Mr. Pink.

The meter is posted in the comments btw :)
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History Pearl Harbor was 69 Years Ago Today embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 12/7/2010 4:46:40 PM
Link goes to a recording of FDR's speech the next morning.
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Television CALM Act Passed (AKA no more loud TV commercials) 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 12/3/2010 11:12:27 AM
This was the bill that basically makes it so that any commercial on TV cannot be louder than the average loudness of the show it was aired in.

The way it used to work was that commercials couldn't be louder than the loudest portion of a show. Well if you think about a show's normal volume gun shots or super tense music could get really loud but only for a moment and then back to normal levels. Commercials would set their volume to the maximum allowed because that is how loud the show 'could be.'

This bill will fix that and once Obama signs it within a year we should start noticing less noisy commercials on TV.
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Image Awesome Collection Of Movie Gifs 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 12/3/2010 10:54:00 AM
This site has a great collection of high quality animated gifs from a bunch of different movies. I love the Pulp Fiction ones a lot.
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Science Hilarious List of Science Jokes 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 12/3/2010 10:42:42 AM
Link goes to an amazing thread of science jokes.

I love the one about the 2 engineers talking about a new bike.

Engineer1: The greatest thing ever happened on the way to work this morning. A beautiful blonde cheerleader rode up to me on her bike, jumped off, took off all of her clothes and told me to take whatever I wanted so I wound up with this swell new bike.

Engineer2: The bike was a good choice, those cloths wouldn't have fit you anyway.
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Image Soon my pretties... 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 12/1/2010 7:07:12 PM
This one ranks right up there with the kid that's drinking out of some girl's cup at a party behind her back while she's making out w/some dude.
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Health Is Your New House A Methlab? 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 11/30/2010 9:35:58 AM
The DEA provides a list of all found drug labs across the country. If you plan on buying a new home or renting a place make sure your house wasn't a former Meth Lab or Drug Lab of some sort.
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Funny Cookie Monster Host SNL embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 11/24/2010 12:29:32 PM
There is a petition to have Cookie Monster host Saturday Night Live.

The video is actually pretty hilarious compared to how bad SNL has been recently.
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Guns German Gun Ranges Put American Ranges to Shame 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 11/21/2010 12:35:06 AM
Don't worry about speaking German, just watch the video on the home page and be awestruck at how bad ass this German gun range is.
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Politics How People In China View Americans 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 11/18/2010 5:35:15 PM
This blog is really neat it is run by a Chinese person that takes pictures of every day American life and then shows it to Chinese people.

They then take the comments from the Chinese readers and translate then into English to give a little insight into what internet savvy Chinese think of the United States.

Some of it is amusing, but mostly it is just sad. Americans have it so ridiculously good it is almost impossible for most of us to ever understand how the rest of the world sees us.
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Guns Cut You Down Gun Video embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 11/18/2010 5:23:55 PM
This is by far some of the best gun play I've ever seen outside of the Magpul training videos. I wish movies had action like this instead of the silliness they have now.
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Guns M16A1 U.S. Army Rifle Maintenance Comic 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 11/18/2010 5:22:40 PM
This is the hilarious comic they sent to the troops after it got out that they'd been telling troops you never needed to clean the M16 in Vietnam and didn't send cleaning kits with them.
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