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Comics Pants Are Overrated - Hobbes and Bacon 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 5/27/2011 9:59:20 AM
These guys did a really nice job of a Calvin and Hobbes update. Calvin is now in his late twenties early thirties with a kid named Bacon who he's passed on Hobbes too.

The strip after the one linked is a little more Hobbes and Bacon. Over all the rest of the comics on the site are pretty funny too.
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Television Doctor Who Red Nose Day Short Episode 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 5/18/2011 12:57:49 PM
In case you ever wondered what a TARDIS in a TARDIS would be like, this fun mini episode for Red Nose Day has your answer.
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Big Brother No right to resist illegal cop entry into home 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 5/13/2011 4:30:32 PM
Indiana's supreme court in a 3-2 decision found that people do not have the right to resist cops breaking into their house illegally.
"We believe ... a right to resist an unlawful police entry into a home is against public policy and is incompatible with modern Fourth Amendment jurisprudence," David said. "We also find that allowing resistance unnecessarily escalates the level of violence and therefore the risk of injuries to all parties involved without preventing the arrest."
Just disgusting.
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Music Hasa Diga Eebowai - The Book of Mormon Musical 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 5/13/2011 10:36:07 AM
Trey Parker and Matt Stone have been working on a musical about Mormon missionaries that head to Africa to recruit people and it has received some rave reviews. This song alone makes me want to see it.

Another awesome masterpiece up there with America F*ck Yeah, Uncle F*cker and Blame Canada.

18+ This link is NSFW (Not Safe For Work)
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Books Go the F**K to Sleep Book 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 5/10/2011 6:46:39 PM
Great book for kids that at the end reads:
All the kids from dare care are in dreamland.
The froggie has made his last leap.
Hell no, you can't go to the bathroom.
You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.
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Funny Obama on Killing Bin Laden (Spoof) embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 5/6/2011 10:20:46 AM
This is one of the better impersonations of Obama I've seen. He nails the voice entirely. Fun little rap song about killing Bin Laden with tons of shout outs to about a million internet memes, including Friday! 

Skip to 50 seconds if you just want to hear the song.
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Funny Dad's are the original hipsters 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 5/6/2011 10:25:54 AM
Great site about how our dad's did everything that we and younger generations look at as cool, repost from Fazed but it deserves it
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Buy Duo Rewind Lossless Wallet 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 5/4/2011 12:27:53 PM
I thought I lost my wallet the other day and started looking for a good wallet that would stay put and stay attached to my belt no matter what and I found this.

It has a metal cable that automatically retracts but clips to your belt, and the wallet itself snaps shut.
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Funny You need a 'Girlfriend' embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 5/2/2011 11:44:41 AM
Hilarious fake infomercial for this new product called a "Girlfriend" for when you're tired of having too much money and not having someone yell at you when you get home.
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ForTheLose I'm Not Racist But.... 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/29/2011 3:12:28 PM
Take public posting on FaceBook and archive it anytime someone opens with I'm not racist.. and you get some hilarious racist statements flying about.

I'm not racist but <Insert incredibly racists statement>.
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OMGWTFBBQ Porn For The Blind 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/26/2011 5:16:06 PM
Well the internet is full of porn if you can see. If you can't see, it loses some of its awesomeness. This site is full of porn for the blind.

Basically audio clips from porn movies...

18+ This link is NSFW (Not Safe For Work)
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Food Super Delicious Ingredients Force embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/26/2011 10:05:01 AM
I normally hate most commercials but holy shit these online web commercials for Taco Bell are awesome. Fantastic Rice is my favorite hero ever.

Video is episode 1 and the link goes to the SDIF website.
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PWNED Westboro Baptist vs small town Mississippi 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/26/2011 9:41:58 AM
Staff Sgt. Jason Roberts was killed in action in Afghanistan on April 7th and Westboro had to come protest it. Thing is they didn't realize what happens when you piss off small southern towns.

Long story short, one church member beat up with a crowd of onlookers that all couldn't remember who beat him up, all their cars were blocked in by bad parking and the tow truck service in town was held up until after the funeral, and to top it all off all the church members that made it to the funeral were arrested for questioning about some crimes in that area.
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OMGWTFBBQ Dirt Girl World embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/22/2011 1:14:30 PM
One small sampling of a preschool show on Sprout that is horrifying due partially animated partially real faces, oh and of course it's like 3 year old crack.
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Funny ASPCA Parody Adopt a Geek embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/20/2011 10:31:21 AM
Please won't you take time out of your day and adopt a geek. Many are left alone and abandoned with little to no social skills to fend for themselves in that great big world of ours.
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Food Cadbury Creme Egg Someone's House! 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/20/2011 10:29:58 AM
Cadbury  Creme Eggs + Google maps + catapult = Awesome mess!!
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Games Rebuild 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/19/2011 10:16:36 PM
Rebuild your settlement after the zombie apocalypse! 
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Sweet SaveTube 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/15/2011 12:29:11 PM
If you are looking to save a video on YouTube, this site will do that for ya.
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Funny Brokeback Justified embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/10/2011 1:19:17 AM
Take Brokeback Mountain add in Raylan and Boyd from Justified and this is what you end up with. Totally hilarious to see so many scenes taken out of context like this.
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Politics The Repeal Amendment 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/5/2011 12:36:58 PM
This is an idea for an amendment that would work like this.
"Any provision of law or regulation of the United States may be repealed by the several states, and such repeal shall be effective when the legislatures of two-thirds of the several states approve resolutions for this purpose that particularly describe the same provision or provisions of law or regulation to be repealed."

What this means is that if 2/3 of the states vote to repeal a federal law, that law would be repealed. This would solve issues where congress shoves through a federal law that most of the country doesn't want to support or time has passed since the law passed and now years out the states no longer want the law, but congress isn't stepping up to remove it.
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Buy Das Beer Boot embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/1/2011 6:15:39 PM
The guys at VAT 19 have come up with another awesome product. If you've seen Beerfest then you know that Das Boot is. If not then ignore this post.

That said it holds 3-4 12oz cans of beer per boot!

Link goes to the site to buy it, video is their commercial on YouTube.
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Guns Conceal Carry Tips For Women embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/1/2011 5:15:46 PM
Good information for women that want to conceal carry but don't want to have to wear baggy or bulky clothing to do so.

Lots of good information on what holsters work, what don't and how to dress for summer or warm weather.
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Music Prehistoric Dog - Red Fang embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/28/2011 5:56:44 PM
This video has it all, LARP, Beer Knights, Heavy Metal, Blood and Gore, swords and hit points. I loved that it ended totally different than how I expected it too.
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Guns Gun Free Zones embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/29/2011 10:36:27 AM
I need this to protect my home.

Just slap them up and problem solved right?
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last post: Shodin
ForTheLose Friday - Rebacca Black embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/24/2011 11:46:41 AM
Take young girl add auto tune, toss in video camera plus neglect to tell her she has no talent as a lyricist or singer and this is what you get.

Holy Crap this is a terrible song. I am glad she told me that the day before Friday was Thursday and then the day after Friday is Saturday and then comes Sunday....
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