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Retarded 14% of Americans Think Obama is the Anti-Christ 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/27/2010 11:08:13 PM
This is based on a relatively small poll but is an amusing article about beliefs regarding Pres. Obama
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sent in by: darry
last post: Shodin
Funny George Takei sells TV's for Sharp embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/27/2010 11:31:58 PM
Please just watch this video.  Towards the end it became so funny that the wife and I backed it up and watched it 10 times.  Takei is so funny in this.
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sent in by: gig_the_weasel
last post: Shodin
Music Halfway Home by TV on the Radio 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/26/2010 8:38:00 PM
Heard this song on Pandora a bit ago and thought I'd share.
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sent in by: Shodin
Food School Lunch Program to Use Primarily Fresh Foods 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/26/2010 8:59:56 PM
A program currently at work in Berkeley,CA and Boulder, CO offering students locally produced food options and healthier choices may possibly be extended to schools across the country.
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sent in by: darry
last post: Shodin
Retarded The FDA Wants You to Know that Tanning Beds May Give You Cancer 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/27/2010 11:24:29 PM
Congratulations finally someone is pointing out that hey blasting your entire body with UV rays every day is probably not a good idea and maybe someone should stop letting idiot kids kill themselves so they can look pretty.
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sent in by: darry
last post: Shodin
ForTheLose Wisconsin College Changes Font to Save Money 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/27/2010 11:40:25 PM
The school adjusted their email font so when students print out emails the new font will use 30% less ink.  Way to go!
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sent in by: darry
last post: Shodin
Party Download this terrorist training video for your next jihadist party! embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/26/2010 4:22:38 PM
Kill. Kill. Kill... the white man.

Derka derka mohammed jihad!
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sent in by: Shodin
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Comics Cyanide and Happiness 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/27/2010 11:37:15 PM
Random web comic that makes me think of Dicko, Ads and pop-ups may be NSFW

18+ This link is NSFW (Not Safe For Work)
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sent in by: darry
last post: Shodin
Movies Actor Dennis Hopper's Health Failing 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/27/2010 11:43:44 PM
The actor is dying from prostate cancer and apparently has little time left.  It will be a sad day when we lose such a wonderful actor who has entertained audiences for more than 50 years.
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sent in by: darry
last post: Shodin
Funny Unintentionally Hilarious Propaganda Posters 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/27/2010 11:42:20 PM
Another one from the guys at Cracked.com pointing out the hilarity in some of the world's propaganda posters.
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sent in by: darry
last post: Shodin
Jokes A soldier and an insurgent are both fighting when... 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/27/2010 11:46:59 PM
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.
 
On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.

The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.  

We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.  

I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an American.

So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!
 
He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"
 
"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."

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sent in by: gig_the_weasel
last post: Shodin
Sweet Peewee Gets an Ipad embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/27/2010 11:50:17 PM
Peewee gets and Ipad from Steve Jobs and shows it off to all the gang in puppet land.

I just love that it is actually Peewee, Chairy, Conky Pterry, Magic Screen etc.

The bad part is that it didn't last long enough and no Jambi.
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sent in by: reoiv
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Politics Cost for mass deportation? $285 billion 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/27/2010 11:47:32 PM
According to the Houston Chronicle the cost of deporting all the illegal immigrants in America comes to roughly $285 Billion or 1/3 the cost of Obama care.

Why are we bailing out banks, and wasting Trillions of dollars on health care we don't have when here is something the majority of Americans agree on and support?
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sent in by: reoiv
last post: Shodin
Funny I don't like you mommy embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/27/2010 11:45:45 PM
This will be Erin...only love for cookies
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sent in by: gig_the_weasel
last post: Shodin
Games Chess 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/28/2010 12:08:35 AM
Multiplayer chess, you may have to wait a few minutes to be matched but otherwise a fun little multiplayer version.
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sent in by: darry
last post: Shodin
Information Baby Sling Recall 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/27/2010 11:54:49 PM
Infantino baby slings are recalled...why?

Because the baby might die.
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sent in by: gig_the_weasel
last post: Shodin
Tech Microsoft Surface 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/28/2010 12:13:51 AM
An interactive table top touch screen device, mainly for use in restaurants, that could revolutionize the way certain industries interact with their customers.
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sent in by: darry
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Buy Xtreme Geek 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/28/2010 12:14:30 AM
Gadgets and gizmos for the geek in your life.
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sent in by: darry
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Games The Sultan Gaming Table 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/28/2010 12:09:45 AM
I was talking with Gig and Darry about this the other day and swore I tossed this link up on REOIV at some point. Ah well.

This is the end all, beat all gaming table. At a whopping $8500.00 price tag it better be, but just look at what that gets you.
  • Dropped Surface
  • Dice Trays and Towers
  • Flip Down Desks
  • Cup holdersli>
  • Drawers
  • GM Station
  • and more!
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sent in by: reoiv
last post: Shodin
Art Photoshop Content Aware Fill embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/25/2010 11:43:05 AM
The guys at Adobe have done it again. This time they have created a content aware fill feature. What this does is allows you to crop items out of images and the fill will look at the surrounding features and fill in shapes and images based upon what surrounds it.

This is awesome for a whole ton of reasons. You can really easily crop out stupid people, artifacts or objects in the background of your photos without having to spend hours and hours laboring on it anymore.
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sent in by: reoiv
last post: Shodin
Movies Weird - The Story of Weird Al embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/28/2010 12:19:09 AM
Aaron Paul as Weird Al
Olivia Wilde as Madonna
Gary Cole as Weird Al's Dad
and Patton Oswalt as Dr. Demento

Some people are just born Weird.
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sent in by: reoiv
last post: Shodin
PWNED 5 Reasons Americans Will Never Love Roundabouts 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/28/2010 12:20:40 AM
Excellent short list of examples of why America will never love roundabout traffic circles. I think #6 should be they are a waste or time, space and are a colossal pain in the ass.
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sent in by: reoiv
last post: Shodin
Comics Oglaf 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/28/2010 12:27:18 AM
Oglaf is a freaking hilarious fantasy comic with an adult/pornographic lean to the whole thing.

18+ This link is NSFW (Not Safe For Work)
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sent in by: reoiv
last post: Shodin
OldSchool Science Lesson #5: Zinc Oxide and YOU! embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/22/2010 11:49:26 PM
Kentucky Fried Movie had some really awesome skits in it, but this one and Big Jim Slade always make me break down laughing.
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Random Vortex Junctions: The New Roundabout 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/22/2010 11:38:25 PM
This design, in theory, reduces the issues plaguing roundabouts in high volume areas, mainly the need for cars to enter into and exit from the same lane.
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