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Information Airline is now going to charge for bathroom use 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/9/2010 7:23:32 AM
Irish airline is going to charge up to one Euro to go to the bathroom on flights of less than an hour.
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sent in by: gig_the_weasel
last post: gig_the_weasel
Information How to Sh*t in the Woods 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/7/2010 3:48:44 PM
"We’ve all been there—a weight in your lower gut is prohibiting you from expressing your true freedom on the slopes. A medicine ball crammed in your intestines, causing you to squeeze cheek in fear of turning those nice white briefs into a muddy, tie-dye brown. You have to sh*t, and your only viable alternative is chancing it, which will most likely end in catastro-feces all over your all-over print, or head for the hills to squat and thrust your way to browntown greatness." [ 4 Comments]
sent in by: Shodin
last post: gig_the_weasel
Health Clinical Trials 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/6/2010 4:59:42 PM
This site offers all current clinical trials, some need healthy individuals but many need individuals with certain disorders.
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sent in by: darry
Games i-Sketch 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/6/2010 4:27:12 PM
Multi-player online pictionary for free!
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sent in by: darry
Animals The International Shark Attack File 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/6/2010 4:18:11 PM
Various statistics and figures regarding recorded shark attacks.
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sent in by: darry
Information Six Most Feared But Least Likely Causes of Death 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/6/2010 4:16:53 PM
Short discussion of commonly feared causes of death and what you should really worry about.
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sent in by: darry
Asshat Airline to Charge for Carry-on Luggage 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/9/2010 4:56:33 PM
Spirit Air will begin charging up to $45 for all carry-on luggage too large to fit under the passenger's seat.
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Orly Thread
sent in by: darry
last post: reoiv
Retarded I Am An Idiot 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/6/2010 10:37:39 AM
Collection of stories about stupid people flaunting their stupidity, mostly computer or technology related.
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sent in by: darry
Books The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner: An Eclipse Novella 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/6/2010 10:12:09 AM
Stephanie Meyer wrote a short(ish) story about the newborns in Seattle, and had given it to the director of the next film as background.  They liked it so much they are including one of the characters (Bree) in the movie.  The book will be available for free here, but you can also buy it when it comes out June 5th.
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sent in by: gig_the_weasel
last post: darry
Games Broken Words 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/5/2010 4:40:33 PM
Word game requiring you to unscramble word groups
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sent in by: darry
last post: gig_the_weasel
Asshat Chinese Ship Runs Aground Near Australia 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/5/2010 1:06:08 PM
Emergency teams are working to prevent further release of oil from the ship in hopes of protecting the Great Barrier Reef
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sent in by: darry
Funny Family Guy - European See and Say embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/3/2010 9:53:59 PM
Darry and I were laughing about this Friday night and I had to post it again. It is so freaking funny.

SHAZOOOO! or as the french cow says CHAZEUUUUU!
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sent in by: reoiv
Bad Ass Chubby Chick Fight embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/5/2010 7:13:54 PM
These two girls go at it until the police finally arrive to break them up.
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sent in by: wallarookiller
last post: darry
Sweet How to Do Things 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/3/2010 8:46:26 AM
A collection of truly random how-to's such as how to pour wine at the table properly,  how to compare tire brands, and how to  block your cell phone number.
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sent in by: darry
Funny Student Brings Pot-Laced Cake to School 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/3/2010 8:40:01 AM
His caper would have gone completely unnoticed if two of the cake eaters hadn't gone to the nurse because they were feeling "ill".
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sent in by: darry
OMGWTFBBQ Pyongyang restraunts...North Korea's finest money-laundering service 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/2/2010 8:04:53 AM
Apparently North Korea has several out-of-country businesses that launder money and money gathering entities.  This is run by the quasi-secret Division 39 that is in charge of all the foreign monies coming into North Korea through varied legal/illegal means.
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sent in by: gig_the_weasel
Politics Democrat Hank Johnson fears Guam will 'tip over and capsize' 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/1/2010 7:24:12 PM
One can only hope this is an April fool's joke.
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sent in by: Shodin
Sports OKC Blazers are gone 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/1/2010 5:01:02 PM
I was looking for their schedule for when I visited this summer since I don't live there anymore, but wanted to go...um...nope.

It looks like Tulsa is still up and running, but after 17 years no more OKC Blazers
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sent in by: gig_the_weasel
Funny Wikipedia main page full of humor for April 1st 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/1/2010 9:41:30 PM
From good 'ole wife selling to how Sony zapped some customers back in time, a humorous twist from Wikipedia!
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sent in by: gig_the_weasel
last post: gig_the_weasel
Funny Literal Version of Penny Lane 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/1/2010 4:02:02 PM
This is kind of like the Literal Version of AHA's Take on Me, but even more silly in that they are ripping on the Beatles and many many other bands.
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sent in by: reoiv
last post: gig_the_weasel
Sweet Lego Matrix embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/1/2010 4:02:44 PM
Trinity..... HELP!

This is awesome!  Be sure to check out the "textp" mode as well for any video you're watching on YouTube (it's under the video sizes).
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sent in by: Shodin
last post: gig_the_weasel
OMGWTFBBQ Trololololololololo embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/1/2010 12:46:02 PM
Lololololollololololololo

lolololol a heeeeeee eeeeee lalala la la

ooohoooh OOOH bada dada

lolololololoullulllula!
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sent in by: gdbyte
last post: Shodin
Tech Test IPhone 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/1/2010 12:20:52 PM
Wanna know how your website looks on mobile phones?

Tetstiphone.com lets you test your site on a virtual iPhone to see how it looks.
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sent in by: reoiv
Funny Baby Boy Upset He Can't Be A Single Lady embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/1/2010 9:31:38 AM
Basically this little guy is singing along with Beyonce when his dad tells him he's not a single lady. If you pause it just right you can see his little baby world and dreams of being a single lady, whatever that is, collapsing.
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sent in by: reoiv
Funny In honor of Topeka, KS changing its name to Google 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/1/2010 8:21:51 AM
... Google has decided to change its name to Topeka!
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sent in by: Shodin
last post: Shodin

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