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Art Great Showdowns 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/26/2010 10:08:40 AM
Take movie antagonists and protagonists, draw them in a cartoony style, insert a caption and you get a great showdown picture.

I love the Shawshank Redemption one.
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TinFoil Make copies of Keys from one photo. 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/22/2010 6:17:53 PM
So it is possible now to make a model of keys from a photo, then plug that model in a key cutter and voila your very own set of keys to get into places you shouldn't be getting into.

Locks just keep honest people honest.
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Television Mantracker Interview 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/22/2010 12:13:34 PM
Interesting tidbits about how the show is filmed including the camera crews need to go back after the race and reshoot  "dramatic" bits more clearly.
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Jokes Cab Driver Revenge 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/20/2010 11:07:44 PM

A man is in Las Vegas and losing his ass. He cannot win anything, and before he knows it, he has absolutely no money left. The only thing he does have is his plane ticket home, but he has no way to the airport.

He walks out of the casino and sees a solitary cab with the cabby leaning against it. He walks over and asks the driver if there’s any way he could just take him to the airport. He swears that he will wire the cabby the money the moment he gets home, but the cabby is a total dick.

“You know how many fucking losers I deal with everyday that give me that bullshit story? Fuck you ya piece of shit. Get away from me before I call the cops”, the shithead cabby says.

Well, the guy walks half way to the airport, finally thumbs a ride, and gets home.

He has an outstanding year in business and makes a killing in the market.

Almost a year to the day, he goes back to the same casino where he previously lost his ass, but this time he kills. He cannot lose. Blackjack, slots, you name it, and he's kickin’ it’s ass.

When it’s finally time to go, he walks out of the casino and sees a line of about 5 cabs. As he looks down the row, he sees that same asshole that gave him such a hard time the previous year, leaning against his cab at the end of the cab line.

He goes up to the nearest cabby and says, “How much for a ride to the airport?”

The cabby says $10.

The guy says, “OK. How about I give you an extra $2 and you suck my cock?”

The cabby nearly hits him, and tells him to get the hell out of there before he calls the cops.

So the guy goes to the next cab and the next cab, and so on, asking the same thing, “How much for a ride to the airport…how about I give you an extra $2 to suck my dick?”, and each time he gets told to go away.

Finally, the guy comes to the shithead cab driver from last year, and says, “How much for a ride to the airport?”, to which the cabby says $10.

So without another word, the guy hops in the cab.

As the cab is pulling past the other cab drivers, the guy holds up 2 $1 bills against the side window, smiles and gives the other cab drivers the thumbs up.

Via Redit Dirty Joke Thread
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Games Remnants of Skystone 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/20/2010 5:29:06 PM
This is a fun 2D scroller-type of game set in a sort of Steampunk setting.  It's a really fun game - especially for Kongregate.
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Funny Portable TVHat 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/20/2010 1:10:33 PM
For the on-the-go fashionable individual who wants to watch television in the privacy of their own baseball hat.
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Politics School Lunches Now a Security Threat 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/20/2010 1:51:32 PM
School lunches are a threat to national security  because they make children and young adults too fat to join the military...seriously.
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Politics Court Refuses To Reconsider Oklahoma Immigration Law 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/20/2010 5:04:32 PM
Basically judges are calling two provisions of the Oklahoma immigration law unenforceable and a federal judge will soon decide whether the preliminary injunction will be made permanent.
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Funny SMBC Theater - Oh yeah, baby embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/20/2010 10:45:08 AM
SMBC Comics are hilarious but their YouTube video shorts are even more amazing.

I'm the BATMAN!
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Romance Penis Power embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/20/2010 11:12:23 AM
What kind of penis power would you enjoy? Women are slaves to menses penises!

Public Television in Atlanta is freaking AWESOME.

Not Safe For Work because every other word is Penis or Vagina.

18+ This link is NSFW (Not Safe For Work)
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Tech Skinput Technology 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/19/2010 9:11:53 PM
Currently in development Skinput would allow users to manipulate their cell phone or other device by using an image displayed on your arm and hand.
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Funny The Most Awesomest Thing Ever 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/19/2010 5:59:54 PM
Random stuff Vs. Random Stuff...see who wins.

My favorite match up was the color Swine Flu Vs. Michael Moore...the flu won.


It is possible there are some NSFW ones, but I never saw any...so use your judgment.
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DIAF Man Tortures and Kills 4 year old for wetting his pants. 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/16/2010 5:33:56 PM
It is cases like this that when I hear about them I am astounded we don't have summary execution as a punishment anymore.

There are somethings that go beyond the pale for me and beating a kid for days because they wet their pants is right up there.

Oh and of course you can rest assured drugs were involved.
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Funny Pissed off Irishman hates Iceland embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/16/2010 8:48:51 AM
So I'm sure you've heard about the volcano that erupted in Iceland, well a ton of flights are being grounded because of the ash in the air.  Among those stuck at airports are half-drunk (or more) angry Irishmen.
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Politics Americans for Fair Taxation 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/15/2010 11:09:07 PM
Info about the FairTax plan.

"The FairTax plan is a comprehensive proposal that replaces all federal income and payroll based taxes with an integrated approach including a progressive national retail sales tax, a prebate to ensure no American pays federal taxes on spending up to the poverty level, dollar-for-dollar federal revenue neutrality, and, through companion legislation, the repeal of the 16th Amendment."
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Random Kansas City School District Fires All Administrators 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/15/2010 11:10:28 PM
Amidst all the school closings every principal and vice-principal have been "let go" but are allowed to reapply for their jobs.
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Sweet National Park Week Celebration 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/15/2010 12:46:00 PM
Starting on Saturday all National Parks will waive entrance fees for one week in honor of National Park Week.
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Retarded The Downside of Friends with Benefits 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/15/2010 12:42:09 PM
"When Jennifer Nicholas sees television shows or movies where characters "hook up" or have sex with "friends with benefits," she cringes, because that's how she got herpes." [ 1 Comments]
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Buy Grit FX 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/15/2010 12:34:55 PM
Tshirt shop with some truly random creations.
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Guns XRAIL by RCI allows your shot gun to hold 30+1 shells embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/15/2010 5:54:00 PM
Take a revolver cylinder and then add it to a shotgun's tubular magazine and you have the XRAIL. It allows you to fill up a shot gun with a ridiculous amount of rounds so that you can just keep shooting and shooting.
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Romance How to wear a gaff 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/14/2010 12:50:25 PM
In case you ever wanted to know how to wear a gaff, this is the site for you.

Highlights include shaving your privates, tucking your testicles inside your abdominal cavity, and lots of tap.

Enjoy!
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History World War II Pacific Theatre Photos 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/14/2010 7:35:49 PM
This is a great collection of photos from Pearl Harbor through to the end of the war. Lots and lots of shots of combat, ships, planes and more.
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Funny Emails from an A**hole 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/14/2010 12:22:34 PM
Collection of email correspondences between "Mike" and people who've posted classified ads, "Mike's" goal is purely to screw with these individuals.
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Religion Priest calls for Pope's resignation 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/13/2010 4:35:23 PM
If the Roman Catholic Church had more priests like Rev. James Scahill, they probably wouldn't be having so many problems right now.
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Music Some Funk To Tide You Over embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/13/2010 3:23:20 PM
This is an awesome funky song, you may recognize it as the intro song to Super Bad.
The Bar Keys - Too Hot To Stop
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