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Whole Lotta Ugly Going On

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This poor soldier married what can best be described as a very ugly woman.
UGLY!
Worst would be that he married a balding fat man with breasts that resembles a corpulent Buffalo Bill and John Candy love child.
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Shodin - SEND HIM TO THE PORNO WARD!!!  12/9/2008 8:02:27 AM
That's a great poster for weight loss... every time I see it I lose my appetite.
Shodin - SEND HIM TO THE PORNO WARD!!!  12/9/2008 8:11:51 AM
That's what happens when your family tree does this:


gig_the_weasel - A nat 20 is bad?  12/9/2008 8:49:36 AM
Are we 100% sure this is a man and woman?
gig_the_weasel - A nat 20 is bad?  12/9/2008 8:52:42 AM
okay, i just clicked the link and

1)she is likely a woman and

2)OMG!!!!  what the heck is up with that family?!?!?!
reoiv - If i see van helsing i swear to the lord i will slay him!  12/9/2008 8:58:12 AM
My favorite quote from that is
"Obesity doesn't just run through her family it stampedes and tramples through it."
Shodin - SEND HIM TO THE PORNO WARD!!!  12/9/2008 9:29:55 AM
Or...

"She didn't just fall out of the ugly tree, she hit every branch on the way down."... then landed on face first on lard yard.
Shodin - SEND HIM TO THE PORNO WARD!!!  12/9/2008 9:33:39 AM
HAHAHAHAHA, check out the banner ad that got triggered.

reoiv - If i see van helsing i swear to the lord i will slay him!  12/9/2008 9:49:50 AM
Holy crap talk about targeted advertising.

HAHAHAHAHAH
Shodin - SEND HIM TO THE PORNO WARD!!!  12/9/2008 11:43:15 AM
I love the irony of the HOT tag on this thread.
gig_the_weasel - A nat 20 is bad?  12/9/2008 11:46:59 AM
No, here is the best quote (maybe ever)

"How dare you talk about my wife like that, you are lucky I am in the military and am considered a deadly weapon or I would fight you in her honor. As for children we have one on the way now, which is why I married her. She is upset about losing her figure but I still think she looks great."
reoiv - If i see van helsing i swear to the lord i will slay him!  12/9/2008 11:57:03 AM
Would you fuck me?
I'd fuck me!
Shodin - SEND HIM TO THE PORNO WARD!!!  12/9/2008 11:58:20 AM
What's funny is the kid is in ROTC.  He's not even in the actual military yet.
darry - Some men just want to watch the world burn  12/9/2008 1:49:42 PM
/Eye bleach ftw
gig_the_weasel - A nat 20 is bad?  12/9/2008 1:56:43 PM
I can't imagine this guy going to war for us...although, if he survives this he may have the right stuff.
reoiv - If i see van helsing i swear to the lord i will slay him!  12/9/2008 1:59:34 PM
You know if you just focus on her hand and flowers she's not that awful...

Wedding Cake Time!
Fat Bride Cake!

gig_the_weasel - A nat 20 is bad?  12/9/2008 2:20:36 PM
I think that lady is related to shay, at least distantly.

AAAHHH!!!
Shodin - SEND HIM TO THE PORNO WARD!!!  12/9/2008 2:27:40 PM
This happened because it's post 17!
Shodin - SEND HIM TO THE PORNO WARD!!!  12/9/2008 2:34:53 PM


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(That's one of the Special Olympics contestants in South Park's "Up the Down Steroid" episode in case you didn't recognize it.)
reoiv - If i see van helsing i swear to the lord i will slay him!  12/9/2008 2:36:59 PM
Ok that is eerie how much SP looks like Shay.
gig_the_weasel - A nat 20 is bad?  12/9/2008 2:41:26 PM
I suppose it is nice to Shay has cleaned up a bit and found a nice squirrely guy to settle down with.
Shodin - SEND HIM TO THE PORNO WARD!!!  12/9/2008 2:45:12 PM
When I see people like that I think to myself, "God must've been breaking in the new guy on the human production line that day."
reoiv - If i see van helsing i swear to the lord i will slay him!  12/9/2008 2:50:14 PM
Ugh Shay is just so fucking gross you can see a pork foot through the cofee table in that picture.

BLARGH!
gig_the_weasel - A nat 20 is bad?  12/9/2008 2:53:59 PM
When I see her I think to myself, "I need a poop encrusted bed to sleep in!!"
darry - Some men just want to watch the world burn  12/9/2008 3:59:48 PM
Ewww, I never noticed the foot before, thanks.
reoiv - If i see van helsing i swear to the lord i will slay him!  12/10/2008 7:35:51 AM
I like how we've wandered from fatty bride to more Shay bashing.

I tend to think Shay smells like a piquant mixture of fresh crap and dried cow patty and white dog turd.
gig_the_weasel - A nat 20 is bad?  12/10/2008 3:31:36 PM
That's because the Shay link and the actual person Shay are about the most vile thing ever, and anything that relates back (even indirectly) reminds us how bad she/it was.

Also, did you ever notice that only one letter changes Shay to Shat???
Shodin - SEND HIM TO THE PORNO WARD!!!  12/11/2008 7:23:32 AM
And then one more from Shat to Shit!!!   OMGZ HER NAME IS ACTUALLY SHIT!  She's the biggest #2 EVAR!  Billions upon billions of Courics!!!!
gig_the_weasel - A nat 20 is bad?  12/11/2008 8:17:46 AM
She is made of the same material as Bono...so she wasn't dumping in her bed, she was just shedding.
Shodin - SEND HIM TO THE PORNO WARD!!!  12/11/2008 12:36:50 PM
New from Shallog's.... TURD FLAKES CEREAL!!!
reoiv - If i see van helsing i swear to the lord i will slay him!  12/11/2008 12:59:37 PM
UGLY CAT BRIDE!
She's actually cuter now...
Shodin - SEND HIM TO THE PORNO WARD!!!  12/11/2008 1:02:41 PM
I still wouldn't pet ... it.
gig_the_weasel - A nat 20 is bad?  12/11/2008 4:11:22 PM
Did you photoshop it?  I couldn't tell.
gig_the_weasel - A nat 20 is bad?  12/18/2008 10:25:51 AM
Did I mention how hot this chick is today?
Shodin - SEND HIM TO THE PORNO WARD!!!  12/19/2008 8:39:11 AM
I had to get my fix today as well.  Olivia Munn has nothing on her.
reoiv - If i see van helsing i swear to the lord i will slay him!  12/19/2008 9:48:37 AM
Olivia Munn pics to rescue us from all the UGLY!
Olivia Munn Hottness
gig_the_weasel - A nat 20 is bad?  12/19/2008 12:58:56 PM
Munn is okay, but she's no blushing bride.

There is an episode of AOTS that is something along the lines of the "Best of Olivia Munn"

It is worth watching if you ever see it on rerun.
reoiv - If i see van helsing i swear to the lord i will slay him!  12/29/2008 2:54:59 PM
If only we could fix the bride pic like this.

Fixed Fatty
reoiv - If i see van helsing i swear to the lord i will slay him!  1/21/2009 12:56:03 PM
This thread can't die!

I love this Picture so much.
AK Bride

This is just sad.
Boqueesha Bride

This couple is almost as bad as the ones in the link.
WHOA!
Shodin - SEND HIM TO THE PORNO WARD!!!  1/21/2009 12:59:57 PM
Wow, that guy looks a little like Sinclair.
reoiv - If i see van helsing i swear to the lord i will slay him!  1/28/2009 6:52:46 PM
40th Comment!
Check out the offbeat bride link for more awesome bride pictures.

Shodin - SEND HIM TO THE PORNO WARD!!!  1/30/2009 12:21:19 PM
Woot, just nine more needed for new tag!
reoiv - If i see van helsing i swear to the lord i will slay him!  1/30/2009 12:28:58 PM
I'm as happy as a little gurl!
reoiv - If i see van helsing i swear to the lord i will slay him!  2/2/2009 9:26:55 AM
I keep thinking that the passage of time will dull her looks. That surely I must have imagined how ugly that bride was.

Then I see this thread and realize that there are things you just cannot forget. They are as bad, if not worse than you remember.

That bride gave me PTSD.
gig_the_weasel - A nat 20 is bad?  2/2/2009 10:45:33 AM
What are you talking about?  She is the hottest piece I have ever seen.

In fact, we need more hotties like that here. (though, we may need to expand the viewing width of the site to fit them in)
Shodin - SEND HIM TO THE PORNO WARD!!!  2/2/2009 11:54:46 AM
This isn't exactly the kind of huge woman I meant when I did a search on Google, but she's about as nauseous.


gig_the_weasel - A nat 20 is bad?  2/2/2009 12:31:51 PM
Her wiener is bigger than mine...i just died a little
Shodin - SEND HIM TO THE PORNO WARD!!!  2/2/2009 1:05:49 PM
That's pretty sad/gross/wrong/o.O when the bulk of the fat on your body is found in your vulva.
reoiv - If i see van helsing i swear to the lord i will slay him!  2/3/2009 11:49:52 AM
"That's pretty sad/gross/wrong/o.O  FUCKING HOT! when the bulk of the fat on your body is found in your vulva."

Fixed that for you. :P
gig_the_weasel - A nat 20 is bad?  2/3/2009 11:58:07 AM
I knew something didn't read properly yesterday!
reoiv - If i see van helsing i swear to the lord i will slay him!  2/3/2009 12:32:32 PM
This post contains nothing of value.
gig_the_weasel - A nat 20 is bad?  2/3/2009 1:18:24 PM
And since when has that ever stopped any of us?
Shodin - SEND HIM TO THE PORNO WARD!!!  2/4/2009 6:18:44 AM
It had value, that was the 50th post!
gig_the_weasel - A nat 20 is bad?  2/4/2009 6:58:49 PM
And we got to bring back Shay the land-whale!
reoiv - If i see van helsing i swear to the lord i will slay him!  3/20/2009 12:29:55 PM
Hahahaha Gotta love the SA guys. They fixed the Ugly Bride!
Fixed Ugly Bride
gig_the_weasel - A nat 20 is bad?  3/20/2009 4:38:56 PM
fixed is still a bit generous on this chick.
reoiv - If i see van helsing i swear to the lord i will slay him!  9/30/2010 3:48:11 PM
Felt like updating this one with some great new images :)
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And of course

1_09302010_34721PM_TFR_Wedding.jpg

1_09302010_34740PM_stormtrooperscake.jpg

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