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The Internet Nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize

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For some asinine reason someone nominated the Internet for the Nobel Peace Prize because nothing screams peace more than the Internet.
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sent in by: darry
last post: gig_the_weasel

darry - Some men just want to watch the world burn  3/10/2010 5:49:02 PM
So aside from the reason that the Internet is not a person or even something closely related to a person or group this is f'ng ridiculous. 

This is almost as retarded as Obama winning the award last year. 

Sure there are sites on the internet that promote peace, love, and all that hippy stuff but there's also an overwhelming number devoted to hate, bigotry, discrimination, and pretty much anything else considered the opposite of peace.  This is almost like giving the award to a pair of Siamese twins but only acknowledging the one that craps out dandelions while ignoring the one who is murdering a small child while standing at the podium.

If the Internet wins no one will ever be able to win a Nobel Peace Prize and accept it and expect anyone to care.  Seriously, if you were to win following Obama and the Internet wouldn't you feel like a total moron?  Why don't they just award it to an inanimate carbon rod this year?  Can we nominate that?
Shodin - SEND HIM TO THE PORNO WARD!!!  3/10/2010 6:04:07 PM
We should nominate a taco next year.
reoiv - If i see van helsing i swear to the lord i will slay him!  3/10/2010 6:28:56 PM
Nah let's nominate Hitler. Think about it, his death caused a ton of peace in Europe. Germany, the United States and Great Britain haven't been to war with each other in over 65 years now.

Apparently all you have to do to get nominated is exist and be famous enough people have heard of you.
gig_the_weasel - A nat 20 is bad?  3/10/2010 7:36:34 PM
Sorry I quit caring in 2007 when Al Gore won...of course if the internet wins, doesn't Gore win twice?
darry - Some men just want to watch the world burn  3/10/2010 8:03:19 PM
I vote Erin for Nobel Peace Prize winner, she's done a lot in the name of world peace!
gig_the_weasel - A nat 20 is bad?  3/10/2010 9:19:40 PM
peace or pieces?

just asking as a concerned uncle!
darry - Some men just want to watch the world burn  3/10/2010 10:53:56 PM
Sorry I changed my vote again, I'm a bit of a flopper, I vote for Stalin.  I think he would be a wonderful addition to the long list of Nobel Peace Prize winners. 
gig_the_weasel - A nat 20 is bad?  3/11/2010 7:51:55 AM
Two communists in a row?

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