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Retarded Dumbest Gun Training Video Ever embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 8/17/2011 11:22:09 AM
I can't watch this video without gritting my teeth and cringing during the whole thing. It is worse than watching people eat pavement yet no one actually gets hurt in it. You have to see it to believe how bad it is. Live fire drills with people in front of you and dropping down and shooting over them. Extremely dangerous and stupid. [ 0 Comments]
sent in by: reoiv
Retarded AT&T to cap data usage and charge for overages 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/16/2011 9:39:43 PM
Apparently AT&T is now using the 1995 AOL model of doing business.
[ 2 Comments]
sent in by: Shodin
last post: Shodin
Retarded My Husband Pee'd in the litter box 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 9/30/2010 4:30:59 PM
Guy gets drunk, and decides to just pee in the litter box instead of running to the bathroom. The cat not liking human piss in his box pees all over the house and now the wife has to clean it up.

Fricken drunk people.
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sent in by: gdbyte
Retarded Worst Airline Seat Ever? embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 9/16/2010 5:06:59 PM
I love how the guy says if you're 300 lbs go on a diet and if you're 6'5" you should be fine because he's 6'1".

The idea is they can fit 25-35% more seats in the plane and the seats themselves weigh 65% less than normal seats....

The whole thing is freaking retarded.

Best plane option is lay people flat and stack them like 5th element. Problem solved.
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sent in by: gdbyte
Retarded Convenience Store Worker Shot Trying to Be Hero 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/29/2010 8:43:17 PM
Don't know what this guy was thinking but I wouldn't get shot over a couple hundred dollars and a twizzler.
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sent in by: wallarookiller
Retarded The Downside of Friends with Benefits 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/15/2010 12:42:09 PM
"When Jennifer Nicholas sees television shows or movies where characters "hook up" or have sex with "friends with benefits," she cringes, because that's how she got herpes." [ 1 Comments]
sent in by: darry
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Retarded More US Air Marshals have been arrested than they have actually arrested.... 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/8/2010 8:43:41 PM
The math breaks down like this. They make about 4.2 arrests per year. Meaning 1 arrest per 1000 people employed by the Air Marshal Service.

Their budget is $860 MILLION a year. Meaning we spend $200 million per arrest....

Yet another reason why "Wars on [Inanimate Objects or Emotions]" are a waste of both time and money.
[ 1 Comments]
sent in by: reoiv
last post: Shodin
Retarded I Am An Idiot 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/6/2010 10:37:39 AM
Collection of stories about stupid people flaunting their stupidity, mostly computer or technology related.
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sent in by: darry
Retarded Bucket List Robberies 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/1/2010 7:49:13 AM
Lady uses her "bucket list" as a reason to rob a bank.  I hope getting caught and put in jail was on there too!
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sent in by: gig_the_weasel
Retarded 14% of Americans Think Obama is the Anti-Christ 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/27/2010 11:08:13 PM
This is based on a relatively small poll but is an amusing article about beliefs regarding Pres. Obama
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sent in by: darry
last post: Shodin
Retarded The FDA Wants You to Know that Tanning Beds May Give You Cancer 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/27/2010 11:24:29 PM
Congratulations finally someone is pointing out that hey blasting your entire body with UV rays every day is probably not a good idea and maybe someone should stop letting idiot kids kill themselves so they can look pretty.
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sent in by: darry
last post: Shodin
Retarded How many Ounces does a Gigabyte weight? 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 7/8/2009 12:09:56 PM
I've noticed that as I copy data/install programs on my Laptop, the weight of the Laptop increases. I have a bad back and am medically limited on the amount of weight I can carry so I need to be very carefull not to inflict injury upon myself.
 
 I have also noticed my XBox feels heavier as well (the more games I save or purchase from arcade). I generally don't travel with my XBox so that is not an issue for me, but note the I am having the same results.
 
 My ask, what is the weight/file ratio? So for example, how many GB's = 6oz? I dread the day I need a dolly to commute to work with my Laptop.
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sent in by: gdbyte
Retarded New Transformers Has Sambots in it. 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 6/22/2009 9:47:27 AM
It seems Michael Bay took a page from the George Lucas playbook and decided to make two of the robots in Revenge of the Fallen into two black Sambo type characters. They can't read, are depicted as if they are always stoned, have huge ears and one even has a gold front tooth.

I don't expect much from this movie at all and this doesn't help anything.
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sent in by: reoiv
Retarded Magazine criticized for altering photo of President 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/23/2009 2:47:15 PM
You are probably hoping for an awesome shopped photo with Obama and some reefer...no such luck.  The magazine is getting criticized for altering the color of the President's....shorts.  wtf
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sent in by: darry
Retarded Twilight Edward Body Shimmer - AKA: Glitter 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/27/2009 2:11:20 PM
Now you can be just like a vampire and glitter in the sunlight, but rubbing body glitter over yourself.

No this doesn't make you look like a cheap whore, tramp or stripper, it makes you like a VAMPIRE!
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sent in by: reoiv
last post: reoiv
Retarded Retard Strength Energy Drink! 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/23/2009 2:20:05 PM
Do you wish you had Tard Strength? Well look no further. TardHard has come out with Retard Strength Energy Drink that gives you retard power!

RETARD STRENGTH!
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sent in by: reoiv
last post: Shodin
Retarded Wal-Mart Opening Hispanic Versions of their Store. 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/16/2009 3:03:50 PM
Yes you read that correctly. Wal-Mart is going to open Hispanic versions of Wal-Mart and Neighborhood Market stores in Arizona and Texas to cater to mostly Hispanic markets.

I just see lots and lots of anger over this combined with anti-immigration sentiment in those states causing a big problem.
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sent in by: reoiv
Retarded Hay guyz? Wut shud I buy???? 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 1/16/2009 12:25:21 PM
The main link?

Oh wait... how about this one?

No wait, what about this one??
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sent in by: Shodin
last post: reoiv
Retarded UK Knife Laws Suck 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 12/10/2008 11:33:33 AM
This image sums up why knife laws in England are so freaking retarded.
UK Knife Laws Suck
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sent in by: reoiv
Retarded How Obama Got Elected 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 12/3/2008 9:03:57 AM
This site is depressingly hilarious. Basically they interviewed Obama voters asking them what they know about the election, people in charge right now anything relating to politics.

Basically showing how big of an influence the media had on the election.
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sent in by: reoiv
Retarded Woman Sues Mcdonalds over racy photos of herself. 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 11/24/2008 8:43:31 AM
Wife takes pictures of herself, sends them to husband's cell phone.
Husband is a dumb sh!t and leaves cell phone at McDonalds.
Employee finds cellphone and posts pictures on the net.
Lady sues McDonalds over it.
[ 1 Comments]
sent in by: reoiv
last post: Shodin
Retarded New Ben and Jerry's ingredient considered...breastmilk! 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 11/17/2008 11:18:38 AM
With PETA involved it should not surprise anyone that this is insane, but even better there are restaurants that do use it.
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sent in by: gig_the_weasel
last post: reoiv
Retarded Information on the British Royal Family 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 11/12/2008 11:31:06 AM
The number of royals who are related to each other is astounding.  For example, Queen Elizabeth and her husband are both great-great granchildren of Queen Victoria and are also related through his paternal grandfather.  Oh and President Roosevelt was godfather to one of Elizabeth's brothers...interesting. [ 7 Comments]
sent in by: darry
last post: Shodin
Retarded Histories Top 5 Reasons....to Cross Dress 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 10/5/2008 9:00:05 PM
The article actually some interesting history in it but why God is it on CNN lol. [ 0 Comments]
sent in by: darry
Retarded Verizon Can't Do Math 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 8/28/2008 2:47:06 PM
Guy is quoted a rate of .002 cents a kilobyte, then gets a bill where it is billed at $0.002 a KB.

Dollars != Cents.

Hilarity ensues.

His youtube video where he talks to tech support.

Supposedly this is how he paid his bill:
Verizon PWNED

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sent in by: reoiv

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