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PWNED Westboro Baptist vs small town Mississippi 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/26/2011 9:41:58 AM
Staff Sgt. Jason Roberts was killed in action in Afghanistan on April 7th and Westboro had to come protest it. Thing is they didn't realize what happens when you piss off small southern towns.

Long story short, one church member beat up with a crowd of onlookers that all couldn't remember who beat him up, all their cars were blocked in by bad parking and the tow truck service in town was held up until after the funeral, and to top it all off all the church members that made it to the funeral were arrested for questioning about some crimes in that area.
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sent in by: reoiv
PWNED Bully gets body slammed 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/16/2011 12:22:25 PM
I love this video, because it perfectly captures why being a big kid in school is crappy and awesome at the same time. People think of you as a big softy or cuddly teddy bear that they can f*ck with and then when they push to far the big kids snap and destroy everything.

Small guy got 22 days of suspension Zangief (hee hee) got 4 days.
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sent in by: reoiv
PWNED Stupid Letter Response 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 2/14/2011 11:53:51 AM
This attorney figured out a brilliant way to respond to stupid letters sent to him.
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sent in by: gdbyte
PWNED Neo-Nazi Skinheads Find out they are actually Jewish. 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 9/30/2010 4:59:45 PM
Long story short some Polish Neo-Nazi Skinheads looked into their ancestry and found out they are both Jewish.

At least they stopped being Nazis.
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sent in by: reoiv
PWNED S*it My Kid Ruined 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 5/16/2010 11:02:59 AM
Photographs sent in by parents of items their children have ruined, including couches, walls, doors, various animals, etc.
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sent in by: darry
PWNED 5 Reasons Americans Will Never Love Roundabouts 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/28/2010 12:20:40 AM
Excellent short list of examples of why America will never love roundabout traffic circles. I think #6 should be they are a waste or time, space and are a colossal pain in the ass.
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sent in by: reoiv
last post: Shodin
PWNED Jon Stewart PWNS Glenn Beck embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/19/2010 1:13:29 PM
Jon Stewart really just nails how stupid Glenn Beck has become in recent years, but better than that he makes it hilarious and fun to watch as well. I love how he makes the same silly illogical conclusions that Beck will sometimes make on his show and then makes grand Strawman arguments to prove his point.

The whole chalk board part with Conservative Libertarian had me rolling I was laughing so hard last night.

I think he did an even better job than South Park.
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sent in by: reoiv
PWNED Jon Stewart on Corporations embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/17/2010 3:56:52 PM
This video should be required viewing to anyone wondering about how Wall Street works. Why people call bankers crooks etc and why I HATE corporations. Essentially Jon Stewart does a great skit of showing how much a corporation can get away with while a normal person would go to jail for years and years for fraud.

It disgusts me that corporations have the same rights as individuals in this country. They shouldn't have any major rights like that especially since their liabilities are so small.
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sent in by: reoiv
PWNED Drunk Guy Gets Owned Big Time embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/16/2010 6:29:20 PM
This drunk guy pissed off his roommate one too many times so when the roommate finds him passed out (again) in the bathroom, he exacts sweet revenge!
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sent in by: wallarookiller
last post: Shodin
PWNED Why Star Wars Episode I sucked so hard. 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 12/21/2009 6:24:37 PM
This is a 70 minute fan made review of the Phantom Menace and why it failed on so many levels at being a great Star Wars film.

I was just going to watch the first part but you get hooked and drawn in and watch the whole thing. It is more than just a fan boy rant, it is a humorous, thought out critique of why the movie had soooo many problems and why it just failed overall to tell a decent coherent story.

I love that they ask who is the main character in this movie?
Try to describe any character in Phantom menace without mentioning the way they look or the things they did in the movie.
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sent in by: reoiv
last post: Shodin
PWNED 6 Really Strange Truck Spills 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 9/29/2009 1:13:23 PM
I'm still waiting for the nubile, eager young nude women truck spill to happen.

Should happen any day now.




Still waiting.
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sent in by: gdbyte
PWNED Importing Poverty - As Immigration Goes Up So Does The Poverty Level 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/22/2009 7:01:28 AM
The government released a report recently that all but confirms the notion that more illegal immigrants = more poverty in the US. Sadly none of the major news outlets cover this. They are saying poverty has stayed the same over the last 20 years when in actuality it dropped for everyone other than the Hispanic section of the population.

The difference between it going down and staying flat correlates to the amount of immigrants over the last 20 years.

We are importing poverty and doing nothing to curtail it.
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sent in by: reoiv
PWNED Two Al Qaeda Leaders Waterboarded 266 times 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/27/2009 6:58:55 PM
Remember the big fat hairy guy they caught (Khalid_Shaikh_Mohammed)? The CIA water boarded him a stunning 183 times to get him to confess things.

It is funny with all the hoopla about waterboarding etc and how people would capitulate in seconds when it is done to them that this guy went through it that many times. I'd heard from a couple of different articles the CIA guys were impressed with his resistance to the technique, now I can see why.

That said I start to feel bad that we are torturing people, especially water boarding someone 183 times, then I realize that fat ass planned the 9/11 attacks. Once it gets to 2800 times or more then I can start feeling bad about it I think.
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sent in by: reoiv
last post: gig_the_weasel
PWNED Robber ends up getting raped by his victim 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/17/2009 8:10:19 PM
Gotta love this one. The guy goes into rob a hair salon and ends up getting raped by his intended victim. Last time I checked a girl having her way with you is a win in my book.
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sent in by: reoiv
PWNED Ireland's Worst Driver - Prawo Jazdy 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/26/2009 9:53:51 AM
The traffic cops in Ireland have pulled this guy over tons and tons of times. They had at least 50 entries on him.Even with 50+ tickets they never got a single conviction or court appearance. The police were dumbfounded as to how he kept slipping through their fingers.

Turns out that Prawo Jazdy  is Polish for 'Drivers License' and that the Polish government put that at the top right of the license in bold text with the driver's name in smaller text underneath.
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sent in by: reoiv
PWNED Jon Stewart destroys Jim Cramer on the Daily Show 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/13/2009 11:30:08 AM
I'm just floored by how hard Stewart to Cramer to task for his two faced bullsh!t. It is sad when the best journalism in American media comes from a Comedy show.

This is how CNN, Fox News, MSNBC etc should all handle interviews. Indepth research and taking people to task for lying to the public. Put the interviewee off guard and stop lobbing softball interviews. Its time for the media to take their balls out of their purse.
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sent in by: reoiv
last post: gig_the_weasel
PWNED How Porsche Hacked The Financial Markets 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/6/2009 7:30:18 AM
Long story short, Porsche decides to mess with people's minds and starts buying VW stock. They buy so much that people think they are going to buy the VW so the stock rises so high it would be impossible to buy it.

People Short sell VW stock and Porsche buys all the sold stock anyway. Then they reveal their hand and show that they now own 75% of all stock for VW. Meaning the guys who shorted VW are hosed and now have to buy back their stock from Porsche who can charge what ever price they want.

So a share that went for 200 Euro jumped to 1000 Euro last October. Everyone got squeezed by it, Porsche literally made billions and one guy lost so much he killed himself over it.
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sent in by: reoiv
PWNED Obama retakes Presidential Oath 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 1/22/2009 7:46:14 AM
I was wondering if they were going to do this.  They were also thinking about having him resign the executive orders he had signed since taking office, but decided against it.

This could also have the tag, but PWNED was more fun.
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sent in by: Shodin
last post: reoiv
PWNED Supreme Court Refuses to Hear Online Porn Case 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 1/22/2009 6:34:17 AM
This is the 3rd time they've had to deal with the Child Online Protection Act.

Their refusal basically says internet anti-porn laws are Unconstitutional.
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sent in by: reoiv
PWNED Muppet Bloopers 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 1/12/2009 1:22:30 PM
So I was watching related videos after the Fat Cat Sat Hat video and clicked on this one.

Epic self-pwnage ensued.
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sent in by: reoiv
PWNED 30 GB HDD Zunes are failing all over the place. 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 12/31/2008 12:59:16 PM
Basically there seems to be a bug with the 30 GB Zunes that causes them to lock up and fail to work on 12/31/2008.

Hilarity is ensuing all over the net right now because Microsoft's tech support lines are closed today.

Update: It is also hitting 80GB models supposedly. People seem to think it has something to do with 2008 being a leap year and this is the 366th day of the year today.
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sent in by: reoiv
last post: reoiv
PWNED 3 Girls + KFC sink + MySpace = Fired embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 12/15/2008 9:06:18 PM
3 Girls bathe in their KFC kitchen sink...then post the pix on Myspace so they can get caught and fired. [ 0 Comments]
sent in by: gig_the_weasel
PWNED Anti-Kidnapping Consultant Kidnapped 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 12/15/2008 6:26:10 PM
You're ruining our business opportunities homes!
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sent in by: darry
PWNED Man Gets Kids off his lawn by spraying them with fox urine! 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 12/15/2008 4:52:48 AM
Sadly he got arrested on misdemeanor charges.

Still night vision goggles and fox urine are a win combo to me.

If only I could buy fox urine somewhere....
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sent in by: reoiv
last post: gig_the_weasel
PWNED No More Bratz Dolls 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 12/12/2008 8:20:56 AM
Mattel has won the suit against the makers of the Bratz dolls.

From the Article:
A federal judge banned MGA from making and selling its pouty-lipped and hugely popular Bratz dolls
HooF*CKINGray! God I hated those things so much.
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