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Mickey Rourke quits new Conan movie.

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I thought Mickey Rourke was awesome as Marv in Sin City so having him play Conan's father in the new movie was a no brainer. Sucks that he quit the movie but the upside is Ron *Mother F*cking* Perlman is taking his place.

So it is like losing a $100 bill and feeling all sad and then you find a $1,000 bill on the ground.

Ron Perlman as Conan's dad? Hell yes!
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gig_the_weasel - A nat 20 is bad?  3/17/2010 10:52:55 AM
I saw that, also Rose McGowan joined the cast.  This is probably the end of Red Sonja, but it seems it was basically dead anyways.  The short article is here.
reoiv - If i see van helsing i swear to the lord i will slay him!  3/17/2010 10:54:33 AM
Now they just need Zoe Bell to play Valeria and the movie will have so much win no one will be able to stop it.
gig_the_weasel - A nat 20 is bad?  3/17/2010 10:58:47 AM
Wait, and two seductress' played by Kat Dennings and Natalie Portman that seduce Conan?

Please?
reoiv - If i see van helsing i swear to the lord i will slay him!  3/17/2010 11:18:30 AM
Bare breasted and bedecked with loin cloths like the stories too!
gig_the_weasel - A nat 20 is bad?  3/17/2010 11:20:55 AM
See...now that's what I'm talking about.

I am not suggesting Conan be played by Ron Jeremy, but if they plan to do it like the books, it should have some breasts, etc.  If the old movies missed the mark (one more than the other) at least they had that right!
darry - Some men just want to watch the world burn  3/17/2010 11:37:37 AM
wow, why don't you two go jack each other off in the corner somewhere.  Conan sucks :P
gig_the_weasel - A nat 20 is bad?  3/17/2010 11:41:20 AM
What?!?!?!

Perhaps this thread devolved quite rapidly...so let's get it back on track.

I think this could/should be an awesome movie.  My two big reservations are:
1) There has been so much trouble with getting scripts, directors, actors, etc.  That can mean the people in charge want it to be perfect, but unfortunately, it usually means they are cutting corners and settle on cheaper in the end.
2) Look at Van Helsing and LXG.  Both had big names and huge budgets and were still terds based on good stories.  Just because you can do it doesn't mean you should!
reoiv - If i see van helsing i swear to the lord i will slay him!  3/17/2010 1:20:44 PM
It needs to be done well.
It needs to be done faithfully to the books (this is true for all movies)
It needs to be rated R period.

oh and btw Darry.....

BOOBS!
darry - Some men just want to watch the world burn  3/17/2010 3:49:07 PM
PENIS!!!
gig_the_weasel - A nat 20 is bad?  3/17/2010 4:45:52 PM
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reoiv - If i see van helsing i swear to the lord i will slay him!  3/17/2010 5:27:42 PM
I like where this thread is going.....
reoiv - If i see van helsing i swear to the lord i will slay him!  3/18/2010 9:40:31 AM
Hey look at that it is an O'Rly thread. First one in a LONG LONG time.
reoiv - If i see van helsing i swear to the lord i will slay him!  3/18/2010 4:16:12 PM
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