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How to get into Heaven

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The teacher was testing children in her Dublin Sunday school class to
see if they
Understood the concept of getting to heaven.

She asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble
sale and
Gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'

'NO!' the children answered.

'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything
Tidy, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, the answer was 'No!' By now she was starting to smile.

' Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the
And loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, they all answered 'No!'. The teacher was just bursting with
pride for them.

She continued, ' Then how can I get into heaven?'

A six year-old boy shouted out 'YUV GOTTAE BE BLOODY DEAD...........'
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