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ForTheLose I'm Not Racist But.... 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/29/2011 3:12:28 PM
Take public posting on FaceBook and archive it anytime someone opens with I'm not racist.. and you get some hilarious racist statements flying about.

I'm not racist but <Insert incredibly racists statement>.
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sent in by: reoiv
ForTheLose Friday - Rebacca Black embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/24/2011 11:46:41 AM
Take young girl add auto tune, toss in video camera plus neglect to tell her she has no talent as a lyricist or singer and this is what you get.

Holy Crap this is a terrible song. I am glad she told me that the day before Friday was Thursday and then the day after Friday is Saturday and then comes Sunday....
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sent in by: reoiv
last post: reoiv
ForTheLose Gross insecurity of high-tech locks exposed 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 8/10/2010 6:45:04 PM
Illusion of security strikes again.
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sent in by: Shodin
ForTheLose Top 10 Bad Beverage Ideas embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/8/2010 4:02:21 PM
Decent list of top 10 failed drink ideas. It gets points for Orbitz but then loses points for not listing Crystal Pepsi for some reason.

So in honor of Crystal Pepsi here is some Van Halen in the video link.


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sent in by: gdbyte
ForTheLose Wisconsin College Changes Font to Save Money 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/27/2010 11:40:25 PM
The school adjusted their email font so when students print out emails the new font will use 30% less ink.  Way to go!
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sent in by: darry
last post: Shodin
ForTheLose Epic Fail 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/22/2010 2:49:11 PM
Site offering thousands of videos, pictures, and stories of situations the average person would classify as fail.  Possibly NSFW

18+ This link is NSFW (Not Safe For Work)
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sent in by: darry
ForTheLose Pale is the New Tan 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/28/2010 12:16:39 AM
Do you hate fake bake tans? Do you loathe the way club goer make themselves look like retarded Oompa Loompas?

Well then take a gander at Pale is the New Tan and get ready to laugh and cringe at the same time.
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sent in by: reoiv
last post: Shodin
ForTheLose Japanese Gangster Vehicle Mods 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 1/14/2010 3:24:55 AM
... damn it feels good to be a gangster.
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sent in by: Shodin
ForTheLose The Chubbiest Militia! embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 11/16/2009 2:34:53 PM
It's videos like this that make it really hard to take any militia seriously. Especially militias made up of fatties like me. [ 0 Comments]
sent in by: reoiv
ForTheLose Windows 7 Launch Party Tips 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 10/13/2009 6:43:47 PM
I swear this is the worst thing ever in the history of stupid marketing ideas.

Crappy hipster, Grandma, Milf and token black guy dole out tips for hosting a successful windows 7 launch party. With fun activities and how to explain the neat features but to not say you're a salesperson.

I lost IQ points watching this. Thanks Microsoft.
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sent in by: reoiv
last post: Shodin
ForTheLose 11 Places where black people were horribly photoshopped in/out 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 8/25/2009 6:09:27 PM
Funny list of images where a company tried to be politically correct and ended up making some hilariously bad images.

I love the last one, the University of Wisconsin brochure.
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sent in by: reoiv
ForTheLose CFL player gets in trouble for Michael Jackson 'tribute' 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 7/9/2009 12:01:54 AM
CFL player gets in trouble for Michael Jackson "tribute" [ 0 Comments]
sent in by: darry
ForTheLose Secret Life the American Teenager Overuses Words embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 7/8/2009 12:30:02 PM
Secret Life of the American Teenager is hilarious in that each week it gets worse and worse yet I can't stop watching it.

Long story short one of the main characters father died in a plane crash and thinks that it is her fault because she had such awesome sex and that she liked it.

So everyone on the show is talking about going to the funeral or sex. That is literally the entirety of the show this past week.
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sent in by: reoiv
ForTheLose Cincinnati's Superheroes embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 5/9/2009 9:19:03 AM
Yeah, so here are a group of superheroes running around Cincinnati. I love comics, I love superheroes, but this is a bit strange even for me (ridiculous is maybe a better word). [ 2 Comments]
sent in by: gig_the_weasel
last post: darry
ForTheLose Tactical Mug 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 5/6/2009 12:17:14 PM
They start with a 13lb block of aluminum then send it through a CNC where it gets cored out, has rails cut into it and then a crenelated bottom. You can add your own carry handle to the tactical mug.

All this for the low price of $279.00 (not including the $30-$100 for the carry handle).
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sent in by: reoiv
ForTheLose UroClub - When you need to go you need to go 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/17/2009 8:07:39 PM
Ever had to take a piss while golfing but were to far or too lazy to head to the club house. Here is the golf club for you. Now you can just whip out your goods in public, pee into your golf club and then cart it around with you.
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sent in by: gdbyte
ForTheLose Shamwow guy busted for beating up a hooker. 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/29/2009 10:39:14 PM
Truth be told the Shamwow guy/ Vince Offer/ Vince Shlomi had every right to beat her up, she bit his tongue and wouldn't let go.

Still it is hilarious and not that unexpected that he'd use a hooker.
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sent in by: reoiv
last post: gig_the_weasel
ForTheLose Home Inspection Nightmares 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/23/2009 12:25:13 PM
This Old House has a place where home inspectors can submit funny and surprising pictures of houses and items they've inspected.

Think about all the lazy half assed shortcuts at work you might have taken in life. Now realize the people that built the house you live in most likely pulled the same half-assed job if not worse.

Part II is even more crazy.
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sent in by: reoiv
ForTheLose Chinese Drywall Destroys Copper Wiring 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/18/2009 11:35:50 AM
Chinese made drywall contains large amounts of sulphur which as it ages creates a rotten egg smell and corrodes copper wiring in things like refrigerators, washers, dryers, dishwashers, and other electronic items.

Most of the drywall was imported during the bubble and so was likely used in the construction of literally thousands of homes. The cost to fix it is usually 1/3 the cost of the home as the entire place has to be gutted and have all the wiring inspected and the drywall redone, repainted, and the trim & cabinets etc put back in. Just a nightmare situation all around.

At least our toys are safe right? Oh crap!
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sent in by: reoiv
ForTheLose Metallica - Cyanide 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/30/2009 11:02:42 AM
I was driving to work and heard this on the radio. At first I thought it was a crappy home grown garage band but I listened on intrigued by how bad it was. To my horror I realized that yes it was Metallica.  They are that bad now.

Most bands it goes garage band, gigs, fame, obscurity.

Metallica seems to want to buck that trend and head as fast back to garage band as possible.

I don't think Lars could be a worse drummer than the kids playing whack-a-mole at the arcade. They just need to stop making music because this crap is awful. You can't even hum it.
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sent in by: reoiv
last post: Shodin
ForTheLose Man Busted With Cocaine Cast 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/6/2009 8:04:56 AM
Guy tries to smuggle cocaine into Spain with a cast on his leg made of cocaine.

What is sad is they most likely broke his leg on purpose to use the cast. That way if they x-rayed him they'd see a broken leg and think it was legit.

Too bad he had more cocaine in his luggage etc.
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sent in by: reoiv
ForTheLose Ebay Renames Yellow Star to First Star 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 2/24/2009 8:26:00 AM
Leave it to the French to bitch about anything. Apparently having something called a yellow star could remind Jews that Nazis made them wear yellow stars and that is insensitive to Jewish sensibilities or some stupid bull crap.
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sent in by: reoiv
ForTheLose As many as 500 people stranded on an ice floe in Lake Erie 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 2/7/2009 12:12:29 PM
Apparently this large group of people did not realize they were drifting...on the ice floe....
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sent in by: darry
last post: darry
ForTheLose FBI Has Been Aware of Current Mortgage Fraud For Years 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 2/2/2009 9:25:10 AM
The FBI has known about rampant mortgage fraud for years. They didn't know it was being packaged in security deals until it was too late.

Still that being said the scale was so massive and low priority they couldn't really do anything.
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sent in by: reoiv
ForTheLose Moronic Teen Loses Hand and Leg to M80...Idiocy 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 1/30/2009 12:37:24 PM
Teenager playing with an M80 lost his hand and leg when he placed the lit firework between his legs to muffle the noise.
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sent in by: darry
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