Bubba and Billy Bob are walking down the street in Tulsa, and they see a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.00 each!, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 each. "
Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Bob, look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take 'em back to the Delta, sell 'em to our friends, and make a fortune. Just let me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your accent, they might think we's ignorant and won't wanna sell that stuff to us. Now, I'll talk in a slow Oklahoma drawl so's they don't know we is from Arkansas."
They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Oklahoma drawl, "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and..."
The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll are from the Arkansas Delta region, aren't ya?"
"Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba...."How come you knowed that?"
"Because this is a dry cleaners."
|[ View Last Comment ]