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Asshat Confederate Soldiers Were Terrorists. 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/13/2010 2:40:07 PM
Roland S Martin feels Confederates and Terrorists are one in the same.
[ 3 Comments]
sent in by: reoiv
last post: darry
Asshat Airline to Charge for Carry-on Luggage 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/9/2010 4:56:33 PM
Spirit Air will begin charging up to $45 for all carry-on luggage too large to fit under the passenger's seat.
[ 18 Comments]
Orly Thread
sent in by: darry
last post: reoiv
Asshat Chinese Ship Runs Aground Near Australia 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/5/2010 1:06:08 PM
Emergency teams are working to prevent further release of oil from the ship in hopes of protecting the Great Barrier Reef
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sent in by: darry
Asshat Retired general links gays in military, Bosnian massacre 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/19/2010 12:56:44 PM
According to this retired general letting gays in the Dutch military totally destroyed it's usefulness, it had nothing to do with the fact that the, "battalion was under-strength, poorly led" no it's totally because they let in boys who like boys.
[ 3 Comments]
sent in by: darry
last post: darry
Asshat Never Light a Firework in Your Bum 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/15/2010 1:10:12 PM
Beautifully terrifying aftermath of placing a firework between your cheeks and lighting the fuse. 

18+ This link is NSFW (Not Safe For Work)
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sent in by: darry
Asshat The Internet Nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/11/2010 7:51:55 AM
For some asinine reason someone nominated the Internet for the Nobel Peace Prize because nothing screams peace more than the Internet.
[ 8 Comments]
sent in by: darry
last post: gig_the_weasel
Asshat Flourescent Light Fights 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 1/24/2010 11:39:29 PM
Just when you thought that random violence couldn't get any more retarded, leave it up to the Japanese to shed some light on a new level of retard-o-rama.

... you can smack me for that bad pun later.

... it's late.

... **** you.
[ 2 Comments]
sent in by: Shodin
last post: Shodin
Asshat Michelle Duggar had her baby by c-section, and huge families are dumb, poor, and lose their children a lot. Apparently. 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 12/18/2009 11:20:22 PM
Ridiculous ABC article supposedly about Michelle Duggar's emergency c-section.  It's actually all about why large families are stupid...maybe it's just me and my mom sensitivities but this just seems rude.
[ 1 Comments]
sent in by: darry
last post: darry
Asshat California Board of Regents Raise State Tuition 32% Over 2 Years 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 11/19/2009 11:18:38 PM
What a bunch of douchebags!  32% increase in a two year period is way too high.
[ 0 Comments]
sent in by: darry
Asshat Arkansas Circuit Court Roundup 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 5/18/2009 8:06:44 PM
There is just a whole lot of win here including a 17 year old boy  arrested for exposing a minor to HIV...
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sent in by: darry
Asshat Saudi Arabian judge states certain types of domestic violence are A-OK! 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 5/10/2009 8:54:29 PM
Also states that not enough blame is placed upon the woman for domestic violence, I mean because obviously she must have done something to tick her husband so it's not his fault.
[ 0 Comments]
sent in by: darry
Asshat Little Ricky's mugshots 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 5/8/2009 4:39:14 AM
You can't tell me that kid doesn't look like Daniel or his dad
[ 1 Comments]
sent in by: darry
last post: reoiv
Asshat 911 Dispatcher Refuses to Offer Assistance to Caller Due to Foul Language embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 5/5/2009 1:44:46 PM
Why a 911 dispatcher would flip out over foul language is beyond me. People swear in emergency situations, in fact if my family was dying I don't care what people say or how they say it. I'll take what ever help I can get. [ 0 Comments]
sent in by: darry
Asshat Jumpless Jump Rope 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/18/2009 12:38:33 PM
I want one so bad!
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sent in by: Kalmack
Asshat Woman calls 911 after locking self in car 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/1/2009 12:08:05 PM
The electrical system failed in a woman's car who had no clue how to free herself so she called 911. 
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sent in by: darry
Asshat Mom in cult pleads guilty to murder charges 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/2/2009 2:26:31 PM
She allowed her son to be starved to death and agreed to plead guilty on the condition that if her son was raised from the dead all charges would be dropped....
[ 4 Comments]
sent in by: darry
last post: reoiv
Asshat Former Boise State Basketball Player in Court Again for Knowingly Transmitting HIV 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/12/2009 7:55:46 AM
For the third time Kerry Thomas is charged with knowingly transmitting HIV and is now facing punishment  as a "persistent violator." 
[ 0 Comments]
sent in by: darry
Asshat Cops have been called to Octo-Mom's home 8 tiimes. 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/4/2009 7:57:29 AM
7 of the 8 were before the 8 kids were born. Still how in the hell she still has all of her kids at this point is astounding.

There is no way a woman, short of being a multi-millionaire can raise that many young children on her own.
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sent in by: reoiv
Asshat 72 year old Arkansas woman wants clemency from 1974 murder charges 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 2/26/2009 8:00:14 AM
This crazy lady killed her ex sister-in law, ex-husband, and her three kids in 1974 and now, at 72, wants to be released from prison.
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sent in by: darry
Asshat It's not so special to be special in Texas 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 2/14/2009 8:13:45 PM
Special Ed students left in classroom during a bomb threat. 
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sent in by: darry
Asshat Taxpayers to pay for California octuplets 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 2/13/2009 6:37:50 AM
It has been discovered that the recent mother of Octuplets in California has already been receiving welfare for her other six children and expects to receive more assistance for her newest additions. [ 2 Comments]
sent in by: darry
last post: reoiv
Asshat Georgia lawmakers want to remove 'sex experts' from college campuses 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 2/8/2009 10:23:10 AM
Anger over special interest classes such as the male prostitute and queer theory, among other options, particularly during difficult economic times
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sent in by: darry
Asshat What got cut from the stimulus bill 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 2/7/2009 7:44:47 PM
Some interesting choices cut from the current stimulus package
[ 1 Comments]
sent in by: darry
last post: darry
Asshat New Mother of Octuplets Has Six Other Children 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 1/30/2009 8:54:47 AM
How would you like to have 14 kids all under 7!
[ 1 Comments]
sent in by: darry
last post: reoiv
Asshat Tainted Milk Case in China Leads to Life Imprisonment, Death Sentences. 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 1/23/2009 11:44:49 AM
Employees of a Chinese company responsible for poisoning at least 300,000 children dealt with severely.
[ 2 Comments]
sent in by: darry
last post: reoiv

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