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Apparently this is how women can impress men on a 1st date...

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... just show your tits, the rest is circumstantial.
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Shodin - SEND HIM TO THE PORNO WARD!!!  3/28/2010 1:04:30 AM
Articles like this are just begging for a guy's PoV.

Q:  On a 3-minute date, what should women look for?
- Hygiene and style - sure.  But if you think you're going to get the rest in 3 minutes... well, maybe that's why you're on a 3 minute date to begin with.

Q:  Is it possible for a woman to detect chemistry in 3 minutes, especially if the guy is nervous?
It's possible for anyone to detect chemistry in 3 seconds depending on how horny you are.  We're guys.  Reach down towards our crotch.  If you feel something growing beneath our pants, chances are we're interested.  If you think you're going to find "Mr. Right" in 3 minutes, think again.

.. however, you might find "Mr. Right Now".

Q:  What's the biggest mistake women make when dating?
Here, let me correct this question for them... "Q: What's the biggest mistake women make?"  There, that should do it.

Q: On a date, should we mirror his body language?
No no no, let's clear this up right now.  On a 3-minute date, the women are not selecting.  The only thing we're looking for is who we can take home right now.  If you're not coming with us your number is either going in the trash or winding up on the "would like to hit it if she's not too much trouble" list.

Q: Is it okay to ask the guys where they're from and what they do?
Wholeheartedly agree!

... expect a lie.

Q:  When I tell people my job, they always ask a lot of questions, and in speed dating, you don't have time.
Again, no.  This isn't even close.  What the hell are you women reading??

You say, "All holes are open and I'm an artisan sandwich maker.  Would you like a massage with that?"
darry - Some men just want to watch the world burn  3/28/2010 11:20:24 AM
I've never needed to resort to speed dating to find a date but I don't think ALL the guys think like that.  Sure there's certainly some there that are dogs, apparently like you :P, but honestly they're not all that bad. 

Honestly if a guy just wants some chick to roll over why not just pick up drunk chicks or prostitutes, seems a lot easier and less time consuming.
Shodin - SEND HIM TO THE PORNO WARD!!!  3/28/2010 2:44:58 PM
It's a joke...
reoiv - If i see van helsing i swear to the lord i will slay him!  3/28/2010 10:47:23 PM
Wow this is a bitter sexist thread....
Shodin - SEND HIM TO THE PORNO WARD!!!  3/29/2010 6:57:30 AM
Lol, nothing bitter about it.  Imagine Chris Rock or some other edgy comedian saying it.  It has nothing to do w/my personal views whatsoever.  Hell, you all should know me better than that.
Shodin - SEND HIM TO THE PORNO WARD!!!  3/29/2010 6:59:15 AM
I love that it's tagged as Romance now.

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