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An Irish Blonde In A Casino

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An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered,
'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

MORAL OF THE STORY -

Not all Irish are drunks,
not all blondes are dumb,
but all men...are men.
 
Have a happy St. Pat's Day !!!!!
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last post: darry

gig_the_weasel - A nat 20 is bad?  3/16/2010 4:48:23 PM
We haven't had enough jokes on here lately...very nice--we just need a pic to go along with the story.  Just for illustrative purposes mind you.
reoiv - If i see van helsing i swear to the lord i will slay him!  3/16/2010 5:44:54 PM
Yeah there haven't been enough jokes on here recently.

That said  here is a pic of a hot Irish Blonde
Olivia Wilde
Olivia Wilde Blonde
Number 13 from House and Jenny in the Black Donnellys
gig_the_weasel - A nat 20 is bad?  3/16/2010 6:14:55 PM
Thank you, of course she's not really Irish...but nice none the less.
reoiv - If i see van helsing i swear to the lord i will slay him!  3/16/2010 6:16:06 PM
She's an Irish citizen :P

Dual citizenship FTW
gig_the_weasel - A nat 20 is bad?  3/16/2010 6:46:21 PM
Her mom is American, her dad was born in London...htf does she claim that?  Oh, that's right everyone gets dualluy's with the US!

I forgot that I can claim Pakistani dual because no one in my family has ever been there ;P
darry - Some men just want to watch the world burn  3/16/2010 11:18:36 PM
I think it's because her grandfather was born in China to British parents but he moved to Ireland and presumably became a citizen there.  She attended some acting school in Dublin so maybe that helps as well.  Of course she's married to some sort of Catholic prince so who cares what she does?

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